Forwards

Gary Bootland

Has formed a formidable strike partnership with Nick (basically he did Nick's running) over the years. One of the moaners of the team but he works hard and has been second in the goal scoring charts every season.

Nick Holland

Was asked to be player manager when Paul Gibbs set up the team in 2004 and duly obliged. Top scorer every season so far and has now handed over the managerial reins to prolong playing career. Old bastard.

Mark Smalley

Pacey winger who can also play up front. Usually last to arrive coffee in hand. Has been with us from the Frogmore days and has improved year on year in terms of ability and number of games played. Can also play at right back which he likes to keep quiet! Look at his cheeky face.